June 2013
103 posts
“Raising a child is like taking care of someone who’s on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident in my decisions, but I know you should not be eating a mousepad.”
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Ron Funches (via lazybookreviews)
This describes my experience in childcare quite well.
(via felixrocketship)
omg but what if s3 opens up and they just show john sitting in his chair from october-december like in new moon
#about three things i was absolutely positive #first sherlock was a sociopath #second there was a part of him #and i didn’t know how dominant that part might be #that thought i was an idiot #and third i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
LDASOFGSDODS LMAO
i’m going to cry
Sim Sala Bim
Fleet Foxes
Sim Sala Bim // Fleet Foxes
Then the Earth shook, that was all that it took for the dream to break
All the loose ends would surround me again, in the shape of your face
Taylor Swift ain’t got nothing on Gwen Stefani until she writes a full album about a break up and then forces the guy to play bass on every song and then tour with her
once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police
Let's be real though
I’d make out to the new Daft Punk album all night.
