Ron Funches (via lazybookreviews)
This describes my experience in childcare quite well.
omg but what if s3 opens up and they just show john sitting in his chair from october-december like in new moon
#about three things i was absolutely positive #first sherlock was a sociopath #second there was a part of him #and i didn’t know how dominant that part might be #that thought i was an idiot #and third i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
i’m going to cry
Taylor Swift ain’t got nothing on Gwen Stefani until she writes a full album about a break up and then forces the guy to play bass on every song and then tour with her
once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police
I’d make out to the new Daft Punk album all night.